Sure they’re cuddly & cute,

Wait till they start to poop & puke,

Then you will about them stay mute…

Oh sure such beauty when just born,

As they grow you will wonder where are their horns,

They should come with sub-titles or a tag that warns,

Will you one day believe that they came from the corn…?

Yes, kids can be sometimes lovable,

One day out a 10^th story window you will think they are shoveable,

But in the end, they grow on you, all your money they will spend,

Hope you will that no one will have to of them apprehend…

© ed ;-) 01/02/09