Hellow brudders,
Hellow mudder,
They locked me up,
For having sex with a stick of butter…
Slippery but fun,
Unable was I to run,
There’s this guy here named bubba,
He says I have a cute tush,
I hope before he catches me,
They let me out agin to see the sun…
I told them, insanity in our family runs,
Could you get our sisters the nun’s,
To bring to me in a cake some guns,
To shoot my way out, tiring I am of Lucy reruns…
Crazy I am not,
Just cause I smoke a bit of pot,
This cannot be for me my lot,
Food as well in here sucks,
The tastiest is that of my own snot,
If you get me out I swear you will get bucks,
My doc has on his head a big pink dot,
Please, I wanna get home to my underwater cot…
© ed ;-) 01/04/2009
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The pic looks like a place that used to be down here - SPRING GROVE MENTAL HOSPITAL !
When BUBBA escorts you to THERAPY, make sure you tell the technician to PUMP UP THE VOLUME - this will help to ZAP the myriads of BATS in your BELLFRY!
Also, when you play the game - DROP THE SOAP - Bubba will help you to lose your BELLICOSE attitude - this exercise will also help with improving the VARICOSE veins in your
skinny legs -
after about 10-12 months of this 'THERAPY' - you will eventually come out of your COMATOSE state -
OH - almost forgot - they have but one movie that is shown 3 times each day - TWO FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO NEST - with Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise - you will learn to LOVE IT!
Then, after all this high-tech 'treatment' - you will be released upon society - a NEW MAN - HUMBLE - HUNGRY - HUNG OVER - and HUNG... HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN WHATACALLIT!
P.S. - while in there, never ever mention DR. NO - or DR. WHO - or DR. ZHIVAGO - they all lost their licenses, and aren't real happy about PRACTICING there!
P.S. 2 - IVORY SOAP IS 99 and 44/100ths percent PURE! and IT FLOATS!
See you on Visiting Day -
Hey, Hey, Ho-Ho, Hey, Hey -
They're coming to take me AWAY!
TK.
Oh my, what will Rufus do without you? Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
Many blessings,
~Linda
PS Ma wants your new friend Bubba's address so she can write to him!
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Ed the Elder
Edwin
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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