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Family Hitman...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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He is our “family” hitter,

Never are we or he bitter,

Knife, gun, or other,

Georgio has never been a quitter…

 

To all points he’s gone on the globe,

He has one idiosyncrasy,

When he does his job for us,

He must for some reason wear a scarlet robe,

I don’t have the balls to ask why,

Besides, as long as he does his job, who cares to know…?

 

He does live abroad,

Keeping with him many a broad,

They do for him what he asks,

For him they wear many masks,

When he arrives home from doing “family” tasks…

 

 

© ed ;-) 1/9/09


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 Reviews of "Family Hitman..."
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 11, 2009
This is too precious Ed. I love it. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Can you get a message to good old Georgio, and tell him I have some very pressing family business which needs some immediate attention up here in the northwood.

Thanks

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 9, 2009
Sweet write, Ed. Love and peace to you and your household,

Regis

Reviewed on January 9, 2009
Is it because Pee wee has all these cats,that he is in charge, or just because Mamma said so, and should you have told, isn't that a fatal mistake? just asking, la muerda etc.... live long and prosper
Mr. Capone! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 9, 2009
Hey! fratello! you juste puttin' the pointe sotto la i
La Mamma sende due hellos!
Il fratello PeeWee is workin' on "family busineeses" capito?

Giorgio (il tuo fratello!)


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 9, 2009
Huh? weird picture,matches the poem,have to wonder who wears the purple robe, quite cryptic;-)...

Eileen

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 9, 2009
What a delightful and cute write...LOL, love, Bonnie

Reviewed on January 9, 2009
ROTF !! Too funny - hit man kitty! Someone always blames the cat.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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