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Full of S...
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Ain't funny to me, but I'm tryin' to deal with it...I hope it passes fast...as I have a job interview on Wednesday...maybe?

Runs, Dysentery Diarrhea, Hershey Squirts, As well as shivering & shaking, With my heaters on extra sweat, If I could I would be in the oven baking… I am fully dressed, Sweat suit, winter socks & slippers, But still I shake and shiver, Making it hard to type, For being sick there is no hype… Okay I admit it, I must be sick, My temp just taken . 101, If you got close to this write, You surely will catch it, ain’t right, My teeth are chattering & my knees a knockin’, Been told to let it run its course, Must have gotten it at my job, That must be of this sickness the source… © ed ;-) 1/12/09

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Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

Hope the runs run the course soon, I hate when this happens.

Walt

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

Hope you feel better, and good luck on that interview! I'll be saying a bunch of prayers, you say one, too. Strength in numbers!

((((HUGS)))) love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed by Linda Law

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

Oh yukkkkk.....I had to hurry and read this one....I've been fighting off the same thing most of the week...and seem to be doing ok...but who knew? You really are sick, so don't take this lightly. You must stay warm, and rest...and do take the juices and liquids...these darn things just have to run their course .... and it's ok to use the F word... "funny"...."fudge"....."fruck"....."frickin'" and so on.... Ooh...the job...I have to say...that would make me sick too...oops...but...I'm not young like you...and you need to have a job to live better etc...I guess?? maybe you can find a nice wealthy, gorgeous woman who will take you in and love you to pieces? It can happen! Believe!.... hehe... hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

Plenty of liquids and rest, sweat it out and don't invite it back Ed. take care.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

GO TO BED MY HARDHEADED FRIEND...NOW....Love and hugs from distance. Bonnie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

Hey lil'brother, take care of yourself, you hear???! ! !
And if you need to squirt...please do it in PeeWee direction!

Edvard

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 13, 2009

Hershey Squirt? Isn't that what brother Edvard called you when we were kids??!!

Hope you feel better soon, Bro, and best of luck on that interview.
PS Try not to squirt anyone.

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