Clogged I be, no longer flushing a turd,

Ate myself out of house and home,

Hardest to catch was that on the wing, bird,

Okay so maybe “normal” is the wrong word…

Tis’ good to shower & such,

Better I do feel much,

Thanks for all your help,

Oh, look at this, I didn’t eat my kelp…

Still was an experience I could have lived without,

I could have waited a hundred more years about,

No longer am I gurgling within, now a drought,

No longer does my butt feel like a hose with a spout…

© ed ;-) 1/14/09