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Kostro's Kats...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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He treats them like humans,

Have their own beach chairs,

Bikini’s they wear, with multiple tops,

Doesn’t want raiding his place, the kops…

 

At night Kostro’s Kats sleep on Kots,

Mattresses, pillows & blankies, I kid you nots,

No stress do these kitties have, no stomach knots,

Cause their daddy gives them to relax sKotch…

 

So if you happen past the Kostro Kabin in the far northwoods,

Be sure you bring with you some kind of kitty baked goods,

For if not, never again will you be invited to return,

For as kats they are quite loveable, but as hosts they are quite stern…

 

 

© ed ;-) 1/15/09


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 Reviews of "Kostro's Kats..."
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
This is too cute Ed as I can picture my cat stretched out, I often think she believes we supply all we have just for her comforts. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
Sounds like they are staying at the Pussy Pause Motel.

fee

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
hahahahahahaha now this one deserves a prize!
The pic is fantastic,and your poem is funtastic!
Love Kostro Kats,and you and Rufuz, too!;-)
Thanks for the laffs!

Love,
tiger lily

Reviewed on January 15, 2009
Jersey this poem and the picture is out of this world, had a real good laugh, have you been pussyfootin around his backyard?
Bless You! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
First it was Batman, now here's comin' Katman? that brother of ours has started to be the shame of the everything for dogs family!

Edvard


Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
Ed likes cats...I will not have one rubbing and purring and sucking the breath out of me (old wives tale) but do bring Rufuz for China to play with. Do I need a chastity belt for China? :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
Actually, Bro, when it gets really cold, I let all the cats sleep on one big warm bed, and all the dogs on the other. Rebecca and I sleep on the Kots. (And man, she often gets really mad; I kid you not!!)



And if you plan on visiting, you best bring both dog and cat treats, and some flowers for Mean Tall Woman!!

PS Is that a spy satellite photo from last summer? And who you got spyin on us??
I even see one of our beloved pink flamingos in that shot. (I better start wearin some clothes in the old backyard.)

Reviewed on January 15, 2009
HA! Maybe you need to grow fur and move in ... you'd have it made in the shade! Delightful write, Ed. *purring*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 15, 2009
Delightful write about a delightful man and his cats. Well done Ed. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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