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Don‘t make me come out there…by Rufuz
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Don’t make me come out there,

I don’t care where you go, anywhere,

Just stay away from here or I’ll bite you, I swear, (sorry ladies)

Unless you can maybe bring me some snow,

Then I will take back everything else I said,

Do me a bigger favor and make it a big blow…

 

Sure, daddy will grumble

But I like to play with him, I call our play a rumble,

I won’t let him in the snow stumble,

Just don’t listen to him to closely,

Cause he isn’t very nice when he does just mumble…

 

In fact, Mr. Winter, forget what I said before,

I was just looking for points with dad, upping my score,

But snow is what I’d rather see for sure,

And if you can give them some too down at the shore…THANKS…

 

 

© Rufuz /w00f\ 01.17.2009


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 Reviews of "Don‘t make me come out there…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 18, 2009
Ed you should get some tips from Rufuz, he is an excellent writer lol. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on January 18, 2009
Rufuz you are a grand poet. I wish I could send you some snow but here in Northern California the sun is shining and people are wearing shorts and t-shirts. Maybe some shaved ice would do the trick? No pun intended.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 18, 2009
Rufie Boy, I'd love to send you some of our snow,
But it all froze to the ground, down at 20 Below;

And if and when it all starts to thaw out around here,
I'll send you a crate full, but that might be next year.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 18, 2009

well they can have some of mine, with a foot on the ground and more on the way today we have lots to spare...
fee

Reviewed on January 18, 2009
Snow? What's that? Think it's white ... sorry, Rufuz, can't help you when we ain't got any. :) If we do, I'll be sure to send it your way. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla *StormSpinner*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 18, 2009
Rufie, ask uncle PeeWee, he have quite a lot to spare!

Uncle Edvard


Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 18, 2009
we have cold, no snow

Reviewed on January 18, 2009
I want some snow; I wouldn't mind if anyone had some to spare! This mild sixty degree "winter" weather BITES!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in balmy Texas, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
You can have my snow-There is plenty to share.Enjoyed

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 17, 2009
Sorry I can't help you we're having a heat spell Rufuz but keep praying and you'll soon be out there. Funny adorable write. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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