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We gotz snow, but I can’t get dad out of bed…by Rufuz
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Hey, we finally gotz snow,

I’m lookin’ at it right now,

Supposedly only an inch or two,

Before it changes to rain,

But for now we gotz snow,

I’m lookin’ forward to playin’ that’s plain…

 

But gettin’ dad out of bed ain’t easy,

He hears the wind and says its too breezy,

I wanna go out, I wanna go out,

Please someone call him & get him up,

Before I start to feel altogether queasy…

 

Wait a minute, he’s startin’ to stir,

He’s movin’ about and rufflin’ his fur,

There go the blankets back on his side,

Oh boy, he’s stretchin’ oh so wide,

Okay he’s up, usin’ the water pot,

And now he’s gettin’ dressed,

I’m lookin’ forward to this walk alot…

 

 

© Rufuz 01.27.2009


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 Reviews of "We gotz snow, but I can’t get dad out of bed…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 28, 2009
Rufuz, what about giving he an enema every morning? your Daddy is gonna go like a shot from the bed...and that's that, you will have a companion to play in the snow!

Ole Uncle Edvard


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
fantastic!! hope you got him up and you both enjoyed!!

Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Ed~!

Must have blown this way - it snowed all morning here . . . well-done!!


Best Always,

Lance

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Bite his feet Rufie!!

Love Auntie sTinky

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Drag him out of bed and help him outside for the fresh fallen snow to play in Rufuz, it's good for you Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
we've got ice, enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
You go Rufuz, get that daddy out of bed and into the snow to make doggy snowdogs...have fun and I loved your write. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed on January 27, 2009
I has to talk to Fee, are you up north again, or you tryin to fool us, best you don't leaves no tracks then

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
Have him run, not walk, Rufie Boy - there's some real crazy Canucks headin your way!! Hide out in the Pine Barrens; they'll never go there.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 27, 2009
I am sure you will have a great play time in the fluffy white and you can even help Dad write your initials in the snow in yellow. LOL

fee


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