Maine state troopers are pussies,

You still got to deal with a bunch of other states,

Before you get to the Rio Grande river,

So long before that you will be in dire straits…

The Ed’s are from this country,

Canucks are welcome, but mind your manners,

Be stealthy and invite them back,

The two older Ed’s aren’t to smart,

They may just accept your invite,

And travel back across the border,

And don’t offer them that moose piss beer,

Offer them what they now lack, Coors…

And don’t dare enter New Jersey,

The troopers there don’t anything lack,

They have been warned of your scheming ways,

And have their cruisers set up & a’ waitin’,

Not long will you be in NJ and stayin’,

Unless they arrest you and put you in the pokey,

Never to see the light of day, no longer will you of the Ed’s track…

© ed ;-) 1/27/09