Oughta give up the chase,

After all what’s the race,

Ain’t like molesting a moose is a disgrace,

Them Canucks are doing them dirty all over the place…

If instead Cossacks are what they are,

From their horses they don’t stray far,

Military they were for the czar,

What they did with their horses was furtively bizarre…

Can’t much blame them, its cold up in the far north,

And have you ever seen their women folk,

A dog wouldn’t even give them a poke,

That’s why its legal way up there to of the herb take a toke…

© ed ;-) 1/28/09