Men don’t come with it,

Neither do women, oh sh**,

What happens if he or she has a fit,

Can one find service that’s legit,

As long as you don’t find someone like Ms. Bobbit…

Women have many, er, uh, female problems,

A warranty from the factory would be a plus,

Maybe with the manufacturer this we could discuss,

Just a simple written warranty for the life of the body, no fuss…

Men on the other hand are less inclined,

They do their own repairs, though sometimes maligned,

Tweak they do their infernal systems, regularly you will find,

Their totally separate systems screwed up & intertwined…

© ed ;-) 1/29/09