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FAIL is job NONE...
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Seems our car companies aren’t makin’ out, Their faces are doing what they don’t want, an about, Not just one but all the big three, Seems more & more to the far east are going to flee… Mileage sucks, Not worth the buck, Emissions you can chuck, And still they say they got the best truck… Why not just the American iron junk, Take from the Europeans a chunk, They make better cars for over there, The guy that runs this company is such a schmuck… © ed ;-) 2/5/09

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 8, 2009

In 1901, Henry Ford took three Cadillacs to England. They took them apart, threw in a few extra parts, and Ford put them back together. They all started and drove off. No other car company came close. So Henry went out and made the Model T. Where is Henry Ford, now?

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 6, 2009

Ditto Bonnie!!

Love SsSsSsTinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on February 6, 2009

Instead of lay off the automotive workers, why not start from the top? they are the ones that make all go crash down! ! !

Georg

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 5, 2009

Everything is looking glum, we have to keep our spirits up...

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on February 5, 2009

It is sad, after such a long and glorious time, you tell em tiger!
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 5, 2009

They priced us out of the market. :( Or outsourced: sent our jobs, overseas. Sad.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Thank God my cane was relatively cheap!!!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on February 5, 2009

Have to agree with you the big three priced themselves out of the market with high prices and lousy workmanship...now we pay the price.

fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on February 5, 2009

No bonus for you my friend, not after they read this....love and hugs and laughs, Bonnie

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