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Bonnies Classy Wyoming Outhouse…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No cabin have they acquired, yet,

A place to pee & poop they did firstly get,

Built with a flair for the unusual, you can bet,

Bonnie owns it & her hubby built it, she’s all set…

 

Its got its own generator,

Heat, a sunroof, a magazine rack & mirror of brass,

Its even got a SIX roll paper dispenser,

Now that’s most certainly class…

 

Even my older brothers don’t have one as big,

One can’t find there way around in P-wee’s, he’s such a pig,

And Edvark(d) is still with his has a hole to dig,

But with all this class, Bonnies still has but ONE hole,

For anyone else to use it, she does charge a toll,

You can just imagine her out there in the sticks,

Keeping ever vigilant on her private potty patrol…

 

 

© ed ;-) 2/7/09


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 Reviews of "Bonnies Classy Wyoming Outhouse…"
Reviewed by J AG
Reviewed on February 12, 2009
Makes going to the outhouse seem like a dream vacation ... If times get any rougher, there might be money to made in making this a rental. Fun, creative presentation. Your sense of humor is a joy. Thanks for sharing it with us!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 8, 2009
Wow! You know I like outhouses, but this one looks a bit lop-sided. Is someone unloadin in there??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 8, 2009
Mi doin' holes on the groun? wait 'til PeeWee and Ma read this, yore ears will like's Dumbo! ! !

Edvard(K) the not that Elder



Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Jes' stirrin' up troubles, ain'tcha, Ed? You know she's gonnag git you for that. LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
This is a complete riot...and done with the shacky sheek that only Bonnie could come up with!!! I love it! I have to have that one first too! hehe... When we used to go camping, before the RV and the Cabin, the kids would use tents, and my hubby would put down a piece of plywood, place my porta-pottie, and then run a long shower curtain all the way around it! No one could use it except me and Tiffany, our daughter.. The boys preferred "aiming and shooting at the rocks or whatever tree or bucket there was around!...This is so cute.. hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
She charges a toll? It must be pay as you go.

Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Ed~!

Has it all . . . LOL - WELL DONE!! Kudos!!


Best Always,

Lance

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Love it, our outhouse up at our camp when we had it was hand built by us and hauled into the sight. We needed a door but the only one we came up with was a half French door...all glass up top gave a lovely relaxing view of the great outdoors but sadly also left a view looking in. lol

Fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
This is so cute Ed. I'd like to see the inside of this one.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
Oh Ed this is adorable but it also has another room used for storage and an extended roof for more storage, almost like a little padio...But the inside of the outhouse is priceless, when we can't find the kids, that's where they are...LOL, your write is fantastic and can't wait to show Jim...love and hugs,Bonnie

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on February 7, 2009
lol. Hysterical. But don't tell Bonnie I was here cheering you on. This poem is awful...ly funny. lol. Liz


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