Sigmond was my brother in another existence,

Trying to keep people from getting all stressed and tense,

But here today we are not to discuss others,

Here today we are to speak of the Brothers Ed & their mother…

Edvard(k) being the OLDEST,

Is not necessarily as well the wisest,

Throughout their good life, he was though a wise guy,

Most of the time since he read Mutiny on the Bounty,

He has acted and started to look like old Capt. Bligh…

Those other brothers were his whipping boys,

If he deserved punishment, ma always thought he was an angel,

And the two of them, were for him just plain meat to beat,

They didn’t get hit hard, but he was always desiring more,

He didn’t care, they got beat, not ever did he…

Then there was the next oldest brother, Pee-wee,

Ma never admitted it but supposedly he was named,

After the size of that which hangs between his legs,

Most people thought it was just because he was short in stature…

Then there was & is the best of the three,

Obviously that’s the Jersey Devil, yeah that’s he,

If Ma truly wanted an angel she looked in the wrong direction,

Ma listens to the others, as she is gettin’ up in years,

Her mind is starting to go, she says she wants to go back,

To the good old days of gangsters and racketeers…