I got this picture in the mail,

Old mother moose has a small male,

He does walk with the pace of a snail,

But not complainin’ is old mother moose,

She does complain that our Pee-wee,

Did of her, during a visit, give her the goose…

We thought Pee-wee gave her the slip,

But she begged my help & I’m feeling for her sorry,

I know now it was pee-wee, she told me how little he was equipped,

He must have gotten to her when to Canada we went on safari…

I have to say I feel pretty bad,

Poor old mother moose while happy is as well sad,

Her baby male does have THAT SMALL feature of pee-wee‘,

All she wants now is just some baby moose support,

She thought about it, but her religion did not allow her,

To let her baby go, yes abort…

So maybe some of that sponsorship money can for her be used,

Because Pee-wee ain’t never gonna take responsibility,

I mean he of that poor old moose abused,

And her little guy is thoroughly, is he human or moose, confused…

© ed 2/21/09