He is getting pretty old,

And now I have been told,

To Florida he wants to move,

But his home he doesn’t want sold,

He wants to open a Funeral Boat operation,

Quite possibly it will be the first one in the nation…

Okay so he is a bit off the mark,

Some would say that raving mad he is stark,

But lets all wish him well in this his special endeavor,

He might just make out well, as even though he is deranged,

He is quite as well altogether clever…

So, now we all can say, Happy Birthday to J. Allen Wilson,

And enjoy your trip to the sunny warm beaches of you ahead,

I know you will be calling me and rubbing it in,

Your walking on the beach in the sun with the warm water on your feet,

As I may pick on you I apologize, I am quite envious for sure,

I hope the time you have and such is really quite neat…

© ed ;-) 2/26/09