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I got the Munchies...
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At the top of the list, Chocolate candy, Then sweet & sour, Soft & chewy, Caramel gooeyness, Do ya get my gist… Next level down, Ice cream & bar-b-cue chips, French onion & nacho dips, Not to forget cherry soda(pop), Or chocolate milk, All of the above could make a heart stop… Oh, but what a way to go, Muscles for pallbearers will have to grow, Even if ya don’t die, in a wind you will never over blow, When ya got the munchies, all above may into your stomach go, though… © ed ;-) 3/9/09

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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on March 18, 2009

Lay off the wacky weed, and you wont get the munchies so much hehe.
:) Ch'erie

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

lol. You must have been at the grocery store with me. First food group is chocolate. lol. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

lol ah yes, 'all above may into your stomach go, though...'

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

hahaha better you than me bro ed!;-) I just developed
an addiction for cheez-its. I can't stop eating them;-)
Hope I get over it soon don't know how big i'll get,,,heehee

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

Don't eat sweets. My weakness? Chips! Pretzels! Anything starchy. LOL Just be careful, 'hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

Oh my,Now I got the MUNCHIES...yummy..good stuff...have a wonderful and safe day dear man..Hugss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

But Sweet & Sour Chips must not be forgotten, washed down with cold Coors (of course!) So, you have sweet tooth? Ma never got one of those, but I will ask her, I copied the list above so she can tell which...if any. ha ha ha ha ha

Edvard(k)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

Glad to see you didn't include kitty cats on your Munchies List, you Jersey Devil, you.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 10, 2009

I don't get the munchies that often; if I do, I eat a piece of cheese or a banana, or maybe some yogurt. Whatever's available. LOL (Try to eat healthy; but I do drink a lot of soda pop. No, not good for me, but at least I don't smoke or drink! LOL Or eat sweets!) Cute write, hope your hunger pains are slaked soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Eat an Eskimo Pie for me, 'kay?? *grins*

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on March 9, 2009

Hope they are sugarless
because that is all I am allowed it eat
and in partions at that
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on March 9, 2009

Had my share of munchies. I guess that's one reason I'm diabetic. Another reason is that I chose the wrong ancestors.

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