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Definitely Coors beer this must be…
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How many times have we called Coors piss, Old Edvark will have a conniption fit, Does it look like I do about this give a **it, If I can pick on P-Wee, certainly too can I give Edvard a hit… © ed ;-) 3/14/09

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Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 15, 2009

wonder of the female manikin gives a good head also ;)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 15, 2009

Ma has got a fresh birch branch, peeled, smoothed, flexible and mean aiming at these part of your pathetic body where the sun don't shine and no bath has ever touched! ! !

Edvard(k)

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on March 15, 2009

Oh oh, think I'll stick to my Canadian Moose piss er ah beer.

fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 15, 2009

I think that's New Jersey Pale Ale he's pourin there, Bro. And what kind of a sissy little cup is he usin, to drink beer? Get that guy a big beer mug!

PS I won't even bother tellin Ma; Edvard already did.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 14, 2009

where do you find your pics, bro jersey no wonder ma added devil
to yer name;-)Ha! Edvard and pee wee don't hurt him until I can help...;-)heehee luv, sis tl

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on March 14, 2009

What else is there to say SIR....you call it like you see it...just to bad that this is the truth...have a great day and check your phone...Al

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