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Depends...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The picture above shows how they are always picking on me in the middle...

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Do I love my brothers two,

The ones that picked on me,

And beat me black & blue,

Got me in all manner of trouble,

Wished I did for my sake, I was a double…

 

Still they try to in hot water get me,

They say it is of love they do so, free,

The oldest one is a fart living abroad,

The other would be happy living with the birds,

A habitat he would have high up in a tree…

 

The one in a tree, sends me coupons for diapers,

The older does hang out with other snipers,

Both though are really snake like, yes vipers,

Ma treats them both like the angels they are NOT,

And for me she cuts many a switch,

Hey, why do you think I smoke so much pot…?

 

 

© ed ;-) 3/23/09


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 Reviews of "Depends..."
Reviewed on March 24, 2009
If you don't want the Depends, I do. LOL I've come to DEPEND on you to make me laugh: well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on March 24, 2009
Hi Ed, I guess there has to be a black sheep in any family, eh? But look who's got the pot!? You could smoke em out, ya know? (smile). Love the brotherly love... keep on writing....

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 24, 2009
Hmnnn well I have a hard time believing what that old fellow from Europe says and that sweet smoke coming from your camper tends to wonder if your mind is drifting so have to go with Mr. Ed onnt his one better take advantage of them coupons..

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 24, 2009
Yore high again? twasn't me or PeeWee beatin' yah blak'n blue, yah git that boucin' fer that walls of yer camper! ! !
Ma sendin' instructions book how to use them diapers, no smokin' them!

Edvard(k) the chivalrous Elder brother




Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 24, 2009
What a life, you poor little Angel, of course we know they are just picking on you and we know you do nothing to deserve it, RIGHT....Wrong.
Great smile again this morning. Thank you for sharing Ed.ah PeeWee

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 24, 2009
Ho, Ho, Ho! I guess it all Depends on one's perspective. Ma says she Depends on me and old Edvard to keep you out of trouble. So you know you can always Depend on us!

Pee S: Let me know when you run out of those Depend coupons, and I'll send you some more!!


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