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Who'd a Thunk...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thats me, the handsome one in the middle...

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One brother is a man of romance,

The other for animals & Nature a punk,

The third and best looking as well as the smartest,

The women think he is an adorable hunk,

Never does he ever anymore get drunk,

Unfortunately though he sometimes smells like a skunk…

 

The other two do profess love for their Ma,

Lie they do, their love is mostly just ca-ca,

The third brother showed his love, sending Ma to a spa,

He also shows her good times taking her to the casino,

You see that Ma has this love of playing baccarat…

 

So to end this well,

I am not here to of me sell,

I just want you to know that the other two spell,

Trouble everytime they come around and that with a capital ‘S’…(oops, I mean 'T')

 

 

© ed ;-) 3/30/09


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Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on March 31, 2009
There will be a feature film of the Stooges in the next two years. This is blasphemy.

Reviewed on March 31, 2009
MOE ( PEEWEE ) - CURLY ( DEVIL ) - LARRY ( EDVARD ) -
WHAT STRIKING FAMILIAL RESEMBLANCES!

THINK - THANK - THUNK ...
STINK - STANK - STUNK!
HINK - HANK - HUNK ...
HUNK? MORE LIKE BUNK!

FACES PAINTED WITH ROUGES ...
THESE SECOND - THREE STOOGES -
LOOK LIKE THREE MONKEYS ...
BUT, ACTUALLY DUMB AS THREE DONKIES!

NYUCK - NYUCK - NYUCK ???
MOST COITENLY !!!
MUCK - MUCK - MUCK ...

YOUR POISON PEN PAL - TOMAS, EL GATO!

Reviewed on March 30, 2009
. . . uniquely yours - BRAVO!

Lance

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 30, 2009
Oh my ..interesting indeed dear man...Hugss...

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 30, 2009
Hmnnn I was wondering who that sweet little old lady was standing outside the doors to the blackjack table offering to flash her boobs for a buck...and cursing out her no good son...mystery solved.

Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 30, 2009
Who'd a Thunk, you smell like a Skunk!!

And by the way, Ma says the last time you took her to a casino was 20 years ago, and as Brother Edvard says, you didn't even give her any cash - she's still complainin about that today.

PS Be a good boy, and send Ma and your two loving brothers a real nice present!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 30, 2009
Ain't Ma disappointed? you took her to a Casino and didn't want to give her some money! she will showing embarrassing pictures of yah!
Wait until PeeWee read this "puttin' down me brothers"

Edvard(k) the Good Smelling Elder


Reviewed on March 30, 2009
So: you're saying you're the wise guy?!? (Coitenly! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!!) Well penned, Ed. You'll always be my favorite Stooge. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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