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Email without the message is like Jell-o without the O…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Can’t figure where they go,

Messages I forward don’t then show,

Is there a place they hide or do they get stowed,

I still gotta ask where in the heck do they go…?

 

I forward it with all due enjoyment,

With email no money is spent,

With snail mail its up to 42 cent,

And going higher on May 1st ,

Making those that use mail lament…

 

So if I send it to you,

And nothing you get,

I am sorry & believe me true ,

It must be that little kangaroo,

Inside my computer name of pooh…

 

 

© ed 4/2/09


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 Reviews of "Email without the message is like Jell-o without the O…"
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 3, 2009
Check on PeeWee, maybe he send you one of those little creatures that live by eating your e-mails. Ma says he send me one too, but I caught it, roasted and ate with BBQ sauce, that will teach him!

Edvard(k) the Hungry Elder


Reviewed on April 2, 2009
Cute write, and the graphic is too cool! Well done, Ed; e-mail received! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on April 2, 2009
annoying when that happens :)

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on April 2, 2009
You are right...it happens to us all the time... but...hey... I looked at the bright side Ed.... I forgot.... I made a nice bowl of Cherry Jello with fresh peaches yesterday....covered the tupperware container to let it sit in the fridge....and forgot!!!! I read your title...and remembered.... so much for Oldtimer's!!!!! cheez.... Thank you Ed....I'll go get a nice bowl of my delicious jello now... hugs, lindalaw

Reviewed on April 2, 2009
Ed,

I've had that happen. It's so annoying! You explain well, my friend.

Mary

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 2, 2009
yea there does seem to be a little fairy or gnome or some that has been designated to ensure nothing runs smooth in Ccomputerville...lol

Fee

Reviewed on April 2, 2009
Hi Ed, I know pooh, too! sigh...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on April 2, 2009
LOL, Ed, you're right! Love the graphic, and this e-mail. Message received!! :)

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.


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