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Last Big fat 10 incher...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...I think I have beat this subject to death...



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If I don’t see it again, it will be too soon,

So much warmer its been, so nice I swoon,

No longer, even at night, do we of heat need,

Though there is still a chance for more white,

Up to May but after that, no way, quite…

 

Sure I will bitch about the upcoming heat,

More so of course will be the humidity,

But isn’t that what we all do to an extent,

Bitch, whine & complain about that which,

We cannot change, allowing our stresses from being up pent…

 

So now that I’ve beat this subject,

Into the ground & too death,

I can write-ly move on with respect,

Hope you didn’t mistake this write,

To be something with regards being erect…;-)

 

 

© ed 4/19/09


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 Reviews of "Last Big fat 10 incher..."
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
By the look in the picture you have every right to beat it to death are you sure you don't live here in Ottawa. Thank you for sharing Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Well still watching snow gently falling here and sadly it is matching my spirits of late...send the sun our way please.

Fee

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
I vaguely remember...

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
clever title--and last line!!!

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Yep. Well said. J'nia

Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Had me wondering, Ed, by the title, glad it was just a snow job!!!! LOL (You know I loves ya, don't ya?!?) As I said, be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Enjoyed this one Ed, keep em coming ;)

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Oh my.. .. I am lost for words Imagine that..LOL..keep smiling..Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
I thought you were talkin about one of your brothers again. But Edvard's right, Ma will be visiting you soon with her green soap. She calls it 'Spring Cleaning!'

Reviewed on April 19, 2009
You're in need of a good paddlin', me boy! Shame!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. >:/

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 19, 2009
Ma gonna wash you mouth with green soap!

Edvard(k) a Really Clean Elder



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