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Clan of the Ed's...
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We three Ed’s love Ma’s pie, She’s been there for us, no lie, We have also been there for each other, Pee-wee the only one dressing in drag like our mother… Brother Edvard(k) is the eldest, And P-wee is the meanest, And Jersey, me, the youngest, As well, though the other two will balk, I am totally & completely the smartest… Our Clan is eternal, From the Lowlands of Atlantis we hail, When it burned we were there with a pail, And when it sank we survived in the bowels of a whale, Later we had to cut our way out making the tongue a sail… We did separate at that time so long ago, P-wee did go to live on a Chicagoan plateau, Long before there was a Chicago to of go, Edvard did travel north with the Vikings, And I found life in the Barrens of the east, Scaring the locals there with a tail like the beast… We do keep in touch, But to be honest not very much, Old Edvard does hang with the Dutch, While P-wee keeps close at hand his crutch, I really don’t want to see anyone hurt, So I hang in the Pines, keeping out of trouble & such… © ed ;-) 4/26/09

Reviewed by Lloyd Lofthouse

Reviewed on April 27, 2009

Now I know what happened to the Atlantian gods -- sort of staying out of sight and such... Nice [:o) Or maybe waiting for a better time to come out of the closet.

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

JOISEY -

AAAAAAAARRRRRRG ! If you be the SMARTEST - the other 2 are in a peck of trouble -

maybe DUMBER THAN DIRT ???

PEEWEE tells me that while he's sporting dresses in front of the mirror - you're tryin' on
CROSS-YOUR-HEART BRAS and LACE PANTIES!

EDVARD says yer Tail of the Beast has a YEAST INFECTION !!!

And God Bless her, yer MAW speaks highly of all three of youse - if'n it t'weren't for you all bein' already BRAINDEAD - a FRONTAL LOBOTOMY might be an Improvement!

Now, don't git all hot n' bothered at the Messenger - jus' REPORTING the local gossip from hereabouts ...

TomKat - The Verbose Varmit ...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 26, 2009

Yer the only P that cares fo me poetry. Thanks.

Ron

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler

You guys are just too funny. J'nia

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Well this certainly explains a lot about the diverse nature of the brothers Ed and why they seem to have such mental imbalances at times but all and all they are still just "good old boys"

Fee

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Ed, you are a hoot' an' a hollar! LOL Too cute; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Lil'brother, why have you the need to stir trouble? Ma and Mean Tall Woman will fall on you like a ton of banshees!
Then again, thanks for the information of PeeWee in drags!

Edvard(k) the Elegant Elder Brother

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Here I was, minding my own business, trying on some delightful new summer dresses, when Ma called me, all in a panic. You're supposed to tell people we Ancient Eds are from Atlanta, not Atlantis - she doesn't want all those nasty tabloid reporters and photographers bangin on her door again. So change that, or she wants me to come over there and beat you with my crutch.

Brother Pee Wee