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Open Wide & Say Ahhhh...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Your tonsils are in good shape,

 

Your tongue is as big as a cape,

 

Your teeth look pretty darn white,

 

And those fangs could shine at night…

 

 

© e/\/\ ;-) 5/2/09
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 Reviews of "Open Wide & Say Ahhhh..."
Reviewed by kg cummings
Reviewed on May 3, 2009
Just dog sat for a chihuahua and a golden mix... can I see this poem happening! Smiles, Kathy
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 3, 2009
I think the small one is saying, 'I smell Coors beer; are you sure you didn't eat brother Edvard??'
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on May 3, 2009
Great poem and the picture adds to it.take care

Edwin
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 3, 2009
Hey! that's you and PeeWee! ! ! Ma will be so proud when I show her the picture of you two, I knew you were a pair of dogs!

Edvard(k) K9 Ole brother

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
how truly to the picture and so sweet....neerja
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
Can almost hear the little guy saying this. well matched.

Fee
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
ED - WELL DONE! A perfect poem to match the picture!

tom.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
You caught this one right on. Blessing! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on May 2, 2009
Cute!

Cynthia
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