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This Human being is acting quite altogether RUDE…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hear I sat, quite contented,

The food in my stomach almost fermented,

I have to relax after I eat my fill,

Then this rude human puts his poop target right in my view,

Looks like he keeps it quite clean,

Today I will revel in choking up my afternoon fish stew,

All over his nice shiny metal sheen…

 

See what you get human being,

Next time you can park so I can still my view be seeing,

I like looking at the workers in the marina,

Just before I usually descend upon them,

And unload on their heads my fish stew subpoena…

 

Oh sure, now you are going to drop some used bread,

Right at my feet, you think I will pick up your droppings,

Oh great here come the other vultures, I wish I had fled,

They are so vulgar in the way they eat, they tear & at it shred,

Let me see if I can slip away and go someplace else instead…

 

 

© ed ;-) 5/12/09


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 Reviews of "This Human being is acting quite altogether RUDE…"
Reviewed on May 14, 2009
SEAGULLS - ED'S - SHIT HAPPENS !!!

TK

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 14, 2009
I recognize that SOB now and then decorating the roof of my car! ! ! ! !

Edvard(k)the cleanest Ole Brother


Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on May 13, 2009
LOL....may the bird of paradise.....good write, great perspective.

Reviewed on May 12, 2009
Revenge of the flight-ed. LOL Least you weren't on a rollercoaster when Mr. Seagull decided to unload. A lady I met once, was. What a mess. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on May 12, 2009
Hi Ed, it must have been that bird that pooped on your jeep. Trying to appease to the bird spirits now, eh? Well, sometimes it works, but I think birds take lessons on how to poop on jeeps, especially those that are just washed....

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 12, 2009
From the point of view of a seagull; nicely done, my friend. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on May 12, 2009
Only you can write about s*** and get away with it! LOL You're sooooooo bad! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on May 12, 2009
This is a tottally shitttttttty story my friend, you gave us the poop sure enough, seagulls are smart, they don't like things glaring at them, so they tone them down a bit, with a bit of shit.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 12, 2009
Today I will revel in choking up my afternoon fish stew,
All over his nice shiny metal sheen…

Pigeons and gulls hate clean shiny Jeeps; you should have gotten yourself a nice Exploder. And according to Brother Edvard, crows and ravens hate Volvos.

PS: Are you back from the Poconos already?? Or is your trip delayed since you now have to wash that Jeep of yours again??!!



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