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Beware the CAT...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Fruit on their head,
Lets them understand,
What the aliens said...


Poem Artwork

 

 

They slink around under foot,

They’re minds black as soot,

In a cage with walls of rubber,

The only place a cat should be put…

 

They watch us all, human & dog,

In government they may be a lowly cog,

But in their own minds they are most secretive,

They see us as nothing but food dispensers,

They know things cause in their heads are biosensors…

 

Yes the government does make use of them,

But they’re real masters are the aliens,

In the night, in the dark they meet,

Given powers beyond our realm,

They are here to hasten humanity’s defeat…

 

You may doubt my sanity,

But only do dogs & the venerable manatee,

Know of this information regarding cats,

Others think they know, the bats & rats,

But they are mislead, like the rest of us,

Heading down the road to eventual insanity…

 

 

© RUFUZ ;-) 06.06.2009


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 Reviews of "Beware the CAT...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 6, 2009
I do so love cats and dogs also. Too bad Rufuz and you do not love cats as much as I do, but I can take the humor in this too.
Nice photo, I love it. Mean cat, but nice little one too.
At least Rufuz is thinking catlike at the moment and maybe will dream of them tonight in his sleep too.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 6, 2009
Cats are Bad
Cat's are mean
I too see
Their evil machine
Pete

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 6, 2009
Ma is shaking her head at ya Rufuz, she adore cats and gonna give a corrective to yer high flying Daddy for no teachin' ya better!

Uncle Edvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
clever--rufuz, you better watch out!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
That Cat looks like he is ready for battle
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Is poor Rufuz being beet up by a cat?
Would that be a Cat-astrophe :)
Great write, I enjoyed
Have a Perrrrrfect Day
Ray { The Buzzard }

Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Me*OW*! Sorry 'bout that; couldn't help it! Feelin' catty! LOLOLOLOL (A little feline humour--very little! LOLOLOL) ADORable write; well penned, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Hmmmnnn just how close does rufuz sit next to you when you smoke that whacky weed lol

Fee

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
This is too damn cute. I love Rufuz...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Little do you really know just how intelligent felines are. They very craftily wear fruit on their heads because they figured out that the Thought Police cannot penetrate our thoughts through fruit skin.

You should wear a watermelon on your head, Bro, when you venture out, these days - a very big one!!

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on June 5, 2009
hisss.....LOL love that graphic! you know we are all here to get along...dogs too...purrrrrrr

Reviewed on June 5, 2009
Only CAT I want to avoid is a scan. =]

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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