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A Smith & Wesson BBQ…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Now we're cookin'...


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From outta Texas it must be,

This BBQ made for you & me,

Tall hats, mostly Stetsons you’ll see,

Beef from on the hoof, delicious you’ll agree…

 

Don’t in front of it get,

May be the exhaust, or,

Shot & you’ll regret,

Looking down the shaft,

Hope you smoked that last cigarette…

 

I can smell that beef a’cookin’,

Or perhaps, showerless, that’s me,

Either way, some good food is getting cooked,

Of those tasty morsels, wouldn’t take much to get on it hooked…

 

 

 

© ed ;-) 6/7/09


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 8, 2009
Ma is askin' where's that road-kill BBQ you promise promise promise but never gits to it! PeeWee said he kind of be helpin' you by comin' down from Chicago drivin' the wrong side of the road (that will git'm plenty of meat!)

Edvard(k) Ole Brother with a bone.


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 7, 2009
Sounds like my kind of grilling as the cook ain't a killin, thanks for the tellin now get the beer that's chillin....
fee

Reviewed on June 7, 2009
Now I live in Texas and have never seen a BBQ like that there one! Mean to tell you, if the host says Eat, I ain't gonna argue! LOL Well done, Ed, where do you get these crazy pictures?!?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on June 7, 2009
Wow, that is some bar-b-que! Holysmokes! I'd be careful 'round that puppy; it may go off when you least expect it! LOL Cute wriet, Ed; well done! Love the piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on June 7, 2009
GREAT now I have to go start my BBQ LOL
I want the smell of beef cooking though and don't even want to think about the smell of showerless you

EDvard, Ole Brother, did tell me your Ma had to fight to get you in the tub :)
Have a good one, BBQ that is
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 7, 2009
Now I'm hungry and homesick. Nice one.


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