Did ya ever try to recycle a used Depends...? (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Used depends? What a lotta shit.

Ron

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Yer gonna git in trouble - or do you just stay that way?!? You make me laugh, Ed, thanks. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Ewwwww used Depends -

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

JOISEY - PEEWEE'S suggestion is the goodest!

but - I do have another - gee, what a Surprise, huh?

the Depends that only had NO.1 - PEE-PEE - these could easily be recycled at a low cost -
go to SUNNY'S SURPLUS - and buy a gallon or two of Water Purification Tablets - SOAK the suckers in that, then DRY them out by attaching poles on the roof of yer RV and driving around LANDISVILLE'S METROPOLITAN AREA - they will be FRESH AS A DAISEY - AND -

ewe get two side benefits - FREE ADVERTISING for more DEPENDS from all yer LOCALS -
AND ... the Purified Water will also be re-cycled, and DRINKABLE!

DONCHA JUS' love it - when A PLAN COMES TOGETHER ???

YER FIEND - 'CARE-PACKAGE' TOM ...

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

sorry lil devil brother, ya must be gettin the famous star ones like pee wee sayd. i'll tell them only new ones from now on. specially since you took that egg yolk bath, when you were on the mescaline you stole from my friend. oh well, i still love all my brothers, but you are my favorite, (only don't tell the others) be good and stay clean,so you don't stink too bad,you have to bathe again soon or you'll smell like rotten eggs,almost as bad as usual;-) i love ya bro...;-) tiger lily

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Ed you are approaching new levels of distaste. I like that in a poem. Patrick

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Well got no used depends to forward but could you use some condoms...only used once.

Fee

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Isn't it nice to have friends, Ed? LOL Love and peace from B.C., Canada,

Regis

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Funny, Ed! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Didn't Edvard tell everyone to send all the Depends on you LOL
I guess they broke them in for you first :)
PeeWee had a good idea with the E-Bay thing
I hope you have a dry day
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Hi Ed, I guess they should be more specific in their quest, eh? LOL ..

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

And we that thought we "pampered" yah!

Edvard(k) most giving Ole Brother

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 12, 2009

Hey, it's always the thought that counts, Bro, and I guess I'll send you some old Depends from my neighbors since Edvard and Tiger Lily are doin such a good job.

PS: If you get any used ones from some big time celebrities or movie stars out in Hollywood, sell 'em on E-Bay!!!