I didn’t know, but now I do,

That on the market is something new,

No depends do I need anymore from you,

They got this GARD Pad now that keeps me from feeling blue…

I don’t have to anymore use Bounty towels,

Too keep away from trouble with my bowels,

And Rufuz lets me know by his howls,

That in the middle of the night something smells foul…

So thank you all for all you’ve done,

With these pads I can say over the leakage I’ve won,

Thanks be to Rene for her knowledge herein,

We’re both happy and on me we both got a grin…

© ed ;-) 6/13/09