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Tain’t been well of late…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I think I got a pissing disease,

For I cannot stay out of the loo,

All night last, every fifteen minutes,

At least what flowed wasn’t pooh…

 

Been thirsty as well,

Part of this story to tell,

But that drink needs to be freezing,

No other symptoms, such as sneezing or wheezing…

 

My sleeping schedule off,

Sleeping best from noon to seven,

Glad I don’t have a cough,

Apparently this sickness settled,

In my personal lower end trough…

 

 

© ed ;-) 7/17/09


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Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 7, 2009
Have you been checked for diabetes? Your symptoms seem like that might be an issue for you. If you already know that you are diabetic, get checked to make sure that your meds are correct. Sometimes it takes a while to get a person regulated and on the right meds/dosage. Ignoring it could cause problems with your kidneys and send you back to the hospital and we don't want that. I hope all is well and I am sooooo glad Rufuz is home with you.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 22, 2009
Buzzard is right, U can't have this going on...

Refer to IP Nightly's account of how the bed ended up :)
Seen the quack yet???
Ch'erie

Reviewed on July 18, 2009
" sleeping schedule off "
You may have to move your bed in the bathroom
Is there room in there for the TV?
Get well soon, or see the DOC
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 18, 2009
Li'l brother Ed, if you ain't got no fleas you ain't not a mutt, but coming Monday all yore symptoms will go away, for now do like the good doc told you, smoke two joins and call me Monday around noon, yah hear?!

EDvard(k) Loving Ole Brother


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 17, 2009
Sorr to hear you are having health problems. You seemed to be a very health person, maybe you just have a bladder infection. Please get it checked, you are too nice to be ill like this.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 17, 2009
Bro Ed,methink you have what's called missingrufuz!...2 more days!
Hope it's all better for the reunion!;-)

Love,
sis TL

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 17, 2009
Yep, Linda and Karla are right. You've been pretty stressed. Ya might ought to see a doc. Patrick

Reviewed on July 17, 2009
Ed,

Are you thirsty? Get checked out for diabetes. Often, increased thirst and urination are indications this could be going on. Not trying to scare you, my friend, but you have me worried - do like your Dr.'s Rx, though. :)

(((HUGS))) love and prayer, Karla.

Reviewed on July 17, 2009
Hope you feel better soon, Ed; you're ever in my prayers!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on July 17, 2009
Ed,
Have your sugar checked. Both being incredibly thirsty and going to the BR alot are signs of diabetes. I know because I'm diabetic! Ed, it won't be long now till your Rufus comes home. I'm counting the days till Monday!!!!

Blessings and huggs,
~Linda

Reviewed on July 17, 2009
You are on your way, you flushing it out, you're missing pooch, or is he home now, and if not why not? come on, Jasmin Horst


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