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Dear Brother...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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FROM MR ED, PEE-WEE, WRITTEN TO ME...lil devil...(I am in the middle of that picture)


You are most welcome, D.W. And now, I get to pick on you some more!!

But not right now, since you called me 'Dear Brother!'




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You all've seen him say he can't pick on me,

Even though said it with all to see did he,

So now I'm looking forward to no more picking on me,

By my Dear Brother, Mr Ed/Pee-Wee...

 

All my life he has this done, just as Edvark did as well,

They both picked on me no end,

Probably why I moved to the Pine Barrens,

Becoming a "lil' devil" living life without a friend...

 

Ma did try to help me, telling me to myself defend,

But they were both tougher & much OLDER,

Also bigger they were, how could I run,

Growing up with them wasn't much fun...

 

But now I got it on the internet,

No need for me to further fret,

You have all seen his statement,

No longer will I have to sweat,

As from childhood he has owed me this debt...

 

ed 2/9/10

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Dear Brother..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 14, 2010
Gettin' even can be fun.

Ron

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on February 14, 2010
So good to see the brothers Ed back at it, with Ma, hehe, awesome. Stay well and keep writing, missed yah
xx

Reviewed on February 12, 2010
I wouldn't count on it Ed!

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on February 11, 2010
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on February 10, 2010
Great to seya on here.
Is Gangster, Chicago Ed still pouring boiling oil on your head?
You just gotta fight your corner. Throw him a snow ball by Fed ex.

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on February 10, 2010
Keep em pouring out Ed.

Gerry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 10, 2010
Ho, Ho, Ho!!! I think you need new glasses, Bro. I said I wouldn't pick on you that moment, but if you read it again, it says:

"And now, I get to pick on you some more!!"

PS: Ma hasn't mailed the yarn yet that you need to knit your snow shoveling neighbors some sweaters, so I'll ask her to put a new pair of glasses in the box for ya!

PPS: We just got over a foot of snow - wanna come out here and help me shovel, or you wanna knit new sweaters for me, Mean Tall Woman, and all our critters??

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 10, 2010
Go get 'em, Ed.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 10, 2010
Hubba hubba! the li'l monster of ours is awake! they said that bad weed can't be hold down. As the older brother I protected your ungrateful butt from the malign twist on your tail from PeeWee so i don't need to read about me giving you rough times! We liked better when you were quiet, but...if you are spoiling for a fight...

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

PS. and Tiger Lily better not come with "help" either!


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
BRO JERSEY DEVIL ED, YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT SO BAD,BUT YOU ARE GOING TO START ANOTHER FAMILY FIGHT WHEN EDVARD AND PEE wEEEEEEEEEEE READ THIS. i'M STAYING OUT OF IT ,BUT LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP.
LOVE,
SIS TIGER LILY

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
I know this picture and the soundtrack.

Whoooob Whoooob Whooob Whoooob Whooob Whooob..Smack

This debt's interest is not yet paid.

Just an observation. Patrick

Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
:) This is sooo cute, Ed. It brought smiles then chuckles as I remember my own brother. Best wishes.

Be well,
Sheri

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
Go gettum Tiger! You can nail em too. I'm standing behind you
(pssst! Like I would be of any help anyway!)
Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
YUP! The Ed I used to know is back once again.
And I'm glad too bubba!
richard

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
lol. I know this feeling. My closest sibling is only 150 miles away. lol. Love it. Liz


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