I don’t know where Patrick gets off,

In fact he does make me forever of him scoff,

In so doing he still says he is related,

I gotta say that in our family, if he is,

His birthdays for the past many years,

                                                                  ...are belated…

So you see a rare picture above,

Me and the old lady havin’ our picture took,

She with her everyday bottle of whiskey,

And me with my trusty old gun,

                                                    …name of Tommy…

So believe me when I say,

That that Patrick character needs to go away,

He has no clue, his attachments to the family are only very new,

He needs to admit to the fact that in the past he lived in a zoo,

Like the rest of us Ed Brothers everyday of our lives,

                                                                                            …do too…

© ed - 2/24/10