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The Only Angelic Angel of the Family of Ed’s…
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OR--The Clan of Ed's has but one Angel in the family...e

Look at the picture & you can see the halo a bit low around my neck...;-) e



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Yes, here I am for all to see,

The angelic angel, that’s me,

I live to love my favorite lady,

And be loved by my millions of minions…

 

Now you know that the other brothers,

Will call me on the carpet for this,

But neither of them realize what they miss,

Missing in them is a brain as all they can do is moan & piss…

 

Oh, don’t  get me wrong,

I truly love them especially when Georg wears his sarong,

They don’t make them dresses big enough for Pee-wee,

Anyway Georg likes to be the only one that dresses up, see…

 

 

© ed - 3/23/10


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 24, 2010
No. No. No. I suggest you revisit February 11th where the real Halo truth resides. Patrick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 24, 2010
Are angelic and demonic...synonyms? Not sure about this Ed will think on it.
fee

Reviewed on March 24, 2010
JOISEY DEVIL = ANGEL? HELLO?

GEORG WHO WEARS SARONG -
TO HIDE HIS MAMMOTH DONG -
IS GONNA MAKE YEW PAY - FOR LONG -
GO BACK TO SMOKIN' YER BONG!

N' - AS PEEWEE DUN SAID -
YER MORE LIKE THE OXYMORON -
WITH THE OXY REMOVED -
NO BRAINS IN THAT THAR PUDDIN'-HEAD!

IN AN EFFORT TO STOP THE ESCALATION
OF THIS 'MINOR WAR' - I MAKE THIS SUGGESTION -

'PEACE TALKS' BE HELD THIS EASTER SUNDAY -
AT TOM'S TRAILER-TRASH LOCATION -

BYOB - PBR'S - CORES - MARY JANE - WHATEVER!
THUS, I END THIS ELOQUENT VALEDICTION!

ME LLAMO - TOMAS - EL GATO!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 24, 2010
Yes I do see it Ed, sure proof. LOL You just keep getting better and better.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on March 24, 2010
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 24, 2010
Angel...looking at yer face I see yore gone gone gone far away in one of them trips of yer, Ma's ain't gonna be happy when PeeWee shows this picture despite my strong opposition!!!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

PS. who's that Georg fellow? another stinking Canuck?


Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 23, 2010
chuckle

Reviewed on March 23, 2010
You made me smile. I've got a good chuckle out of this one.
BTW, a nice photo. of you!! :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 23, 2010
HUH??!! The only Angelic Angel in our family is a Jersey Devil??!! Did you help write the definition of OXYMORON??!!

And I sure would like to see all those pictures Ma gave you of our old Brother Edvard in his Dressy Sarongs!


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