I am the angelic one, you already know,

Start this war I did not, it was my oldest bro’,

He spoke out of turn, he’s always been such a hard blow, (blowhard)

He is a trouble maker and Ma does of this know…

So Edvard(k), don’t be thinking you are getting with it away,

Or the skies above your head will turn permanently gray,

For lying about your family can create a war,

Its already started to a degree, much to my lasting dismay…

So write, if you will, a retraction,

And do so forthwith & to your brothers satisfaction,

Before we send to Sweden a team of Marines,

To expedite your, from that country, extraction…

© ed - 3/25/10