Nothingness
Fr: Department of Sameness
Re: Nothing in General or Admiral if you will…
To whom it may/or may not concern,
We the undersigned & overly paid,
Do hereby solicit nothing as payment for our services,
Though if we must we would accept as payment getting laid…
To those who feel we have little to nothing to offer,
We must say we feel that that is a misnomer of fact,
So with nothing in our coffers to speak of we offer up a pact,
We work for the government doing nothing & sameness,
And we do it so well & get so overly paid we offer nothing we’ve lacked…
IF the above has made to you any sense,
Please to the bearer offer an explanation,
We really are a quite interesting bunch,
Working with the sameness you offer in nothingness,
nothing
GOV. DEPT. OF ZERO - ZIP - NIL - NADA - NONE - ZILCH -
WITH ONE EXCEPTION -
THEY TAKE ALL THAT OVER-PAID MONEY - THEN -
SCREW THE PEOPLE!!! CUZ TK.
for the cleverness you display.
Love sis tl
EDvard(k) Ole Brother