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Limit the cats personal time on the computer...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don’t tell him he is gonna get the fix,

Don’t let him google it like the above pic,

For if he does you will get royally scratched,

Those tears in your skin you will have to get patched…

 

Look at the cat in the picture,

He is offering his owner severe stricture,

Fortunately dogs don’t seem to this mind,

Except when the vet does approach the dog with scissors from behind…

 

So the moral of the story is as thus,

When fixing the cat don’t make a fuss,

For if you do you’ll get scratched & cuss,

More importantly NEVER before hand,

With the cat have a conversation & the fix, discuss…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/5/10


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 Reviews of "Limit the cats personal time on the computer..."
Reviewed by Carol Wager (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2010
my cat thinks the mouse is real, what ya gonna do, except realize they are the boss

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on May 6, 2010
Haha...good one!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on May 6, 2010
Don't mess too much with felines..They have switchblades.

~W~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 6, 2010
Didn't know you were now adopting cats, Bro;
I happen to have several new kittens here, that I'll happily send you. How many you need??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 6, 2010
Talking about meowing after the fix, manly cats become sopranos? LOL

Georg



Reviewed by Star Fire (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
We all know dogs can't read. I have learned to put my 'puter on stand by while I am away, they do like to play with the mouse.

Great write

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
Hah! This is great, the photo is an instant setup. Haven't had a cat for 30 years but this one looks just like my last one. Karma?? Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 5, 2010
funny!


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