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Bark dogdert...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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It came to me in a dream,
After eating too much caramel ice cream,
So bear with me & only in laughter scream,
If you feel dirty after reading,
Take a shower in scalding hot steam...





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His power from the bark side,

His brain all solid & fried,

His stools soft & gooey,

He dresses like he’s screwy,

He lived on the star of meth,

The only one there, he had such barkable breath…

 

He did at one time of the empire lead,

All did bow before him, fearful of his bark creed,

Even did run from him was his black steed,

Fearful of fleas was his horse, as well he disliked Barks weed…

 

If he now does come to your door,

Don’t be afraid of his loud roar,

Of humans he has no rapport,

Don’t allow him near, just of him & his stench, ignore…

 

 

© ed ~ 5/13/10


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 Reviews of "Bark dogdert...?"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
Kind reminds me of my first blind date.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 14, 2010
Must be from the animal that's in him.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 14, 2010


His power from the bark side,
His brain all solid & fried,
His stools soft & gooey,
He dresses like he’s screwy

This guy must be part of our Ed Family! (I think this description even fits one of the Ed Brothers.)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 14, 2010
Now, ain't you the cute li'l brother that will lend me that "Bark Wars" DVD?

EDvard(k) Ole Brother



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