Pee-wee said that ma told him he kicked the habit,

But as far as I am concerned that is a crock of sh**,

He still gets off observing those sexy doggies,

And now I come to find out that he even likes to view a rabbit…

Ma tried desperately to break him of this addiction,

But he is stubborn, fortunately from this he cannot get a conviction,

Just in the immediate family it did cause a bit of friction,

This has caused amongst us all a great amount of affliction…

So when praying, please remember old Edvard,

In his own right he is a great poet, yes a wonderful bard,

But put a picture of a dog in a bathing suit or undies,

And he will go bonkers & need a personal psychiatric body guard…

© ed ~ 5/15/10