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OKAY, so maybe there is one job I wouldn’t take…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sticking my head where it don’t otherwise belong,

Not my idea of making money, not even with high pay,

What if that elephant just gets the idea to down lay,

Or worse, he sits down & all the way in would not smell like a bouquet…;-)

 

So maybe there are a few jobs that I might not do,

One like the above pic is not working in a zoo,

I don’t mind cleaning up just a little bit,

But I don’t want to from the inside/out,

Clean this big guys you know what…;-)

 

So when I am out looking for work,

I’d rather be a soda jerk,

Than a flusher of elephant rear ends,

I wonder if that guy ever gets from going in too deep,

                          ;-)…the bends…;-)

© ed ~ 5/25/10


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 Reviews of "OKAY, so maybe there is one job I wouldn’t take…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
I am a slime man for the county

And I ride the main load

Trying to help the critters

Not to explode.

Love, Glen

Reviewed on May 25, 2010
ROTF

Laffin too hard to comment~

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
It all depends in how you look at it.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
Oh Geez! Wonder what they get paid?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
what a priceless picture and you do it justice with your words..

Reviewed on May 25, 2010
Laughing too hard to comment ----

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
Cute but you are right, I think I would have to take a pass on that job too my friend.
fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
good point!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 25, 2010
Ain't it our lovely Curious Ed PeeWee brother "in" there? hahahahahaha!!!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother



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