Or a reasonable facsimile thereof at least,

Sure I do partake of campers for food,

I find the girls to be the most tasty,

Boys seem to be rather to the taste buds quite crude…

Doesn’t matter if they have on their bones meat,

I eat them from bottom to top, saving for last their feet,

As a culinary art, eating a human is worthy of a special treat,

I do introduce myself firstly, that’s right to my meals I do greet,

They are never found except in my rarely found excrete…

No bones, no other body parts,

Next to the feet the most tasty are the hearts,

They should know that they do attract me by their farts,

I can tell from a distance they have great smarts,

So with them I show compassion, I bring them down with poison darts…

© ed ~ 6/27/10