(just don’t let her get behind ya)

Now you know how I’m treated,

Forced to swim, my back she does beat it,

A back fighter she is, she tries to kick me in the butt,

That is the reason when around her I try to stay seated…

She buys me a beautiful tuxedo, like the one I am there wearing,

But just usually hits me so I fall into a puddle,

Okay, so when together we both sit, we do often cuddle,

But around her you may understand that most times I’m swearing…

If you do to her get too close,

Don’t let her behind you, as she will kick you or hit you,

Then she will blame it on a ghost,

Okay, so I will admit though, that she is a hot babe with the most…

(just don’t let her get behind ya)

© ed ~ 7/1/10