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A face like Mr. Eds...(Pee-wee)
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Talk about a grumpy face,

That is definitely Pee-Wee's case,

Grumpy, grouchy & generally a pain in the a22,

He goes away and tells us not of his plans,

He should really be more considerate to all of his fans…J

 

Okay so I number myself amongst the people that of him like,

But he is still a brother in non-brothers clothing,

Even when off he does go with his mutts a’roving…J

 

He can be a royal pain in the proverbial butt,

And his brothers know him as a four flushing slut,

He starts trouble when he gets the chance,

Use caution with him as that face will put you in a trance,

Feel sorry for his poor wife that has to put up with that face,

When both he & she do get to the level of romance…J


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 13, 2010
He does look a bit flush. Patrick

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 12, 2010
Grumpy, grouchy & generally a pain in the a22,
He goes away and tells us not of his plans

You'd be grumpy, grouchy, and a pain in the ass, too, if you were doin what I've been doin these abysmal hot humid days - tryin to help homeless animals, and there are far more out there right now than I can even count.

Grumpy, Grouchy, Pain in the Ass Pee Wee

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 10, 2010
Yep, this is gonna get brutal, Ha Ha Ha, I'll be reading!
I'm so glad I listened in on this personal little poetic tribute ~
Part 1 I'm sure...
Christine

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 10, 2010
Hahahahahahaha...no words just .....hahahahahaha...looks like me when grumpy toooo.....fat cheaks and all!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 10, 2010
Good one ED. Has anyone heard from brother Georg at all, I know we are all really conceerned and worried about him...how about it...anyone have any news at all?
fee

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 10, 2010
Well said and a nice photo, looks like he enjoys his drink.... A LOT!!!! If I were you, I'd have my earplugs handy when Mr. Ed comes back at you. Thanks Dick


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