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Never have to worry again about losing your MUSE... .
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Firstly we could charge big money to of the muse re-charge,

Not much work would it take, just into the mind we would in barge,

In the paper it would be, to bards, big news,

We’d never have to worry again about losing our muse…

 

We’d have to take credit cards, cash or a check,

But no IOU’s, but then again what the heck,

Since in reality we are charging with a lack of tech,

We would be relieving pain & such, when others are a wreck…

 

We could be of the muse, doctors,

Personally I would have to be the proctor,

As it was my idea to start this service,

In our world of writing and such, we could create much bliss…

 

 

 

© ed ~ 8/15/10


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 Reviews of "Never have to worry again about losing your MUSE... ."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 21, 2010
That's fine by me you would serve well as a proctor to the Proctologist:-) Patrick

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 16, 2010
Good plan to fuse the muse, I reckon... but that might get tooo con-fusing, to be fused con the muse! Very a-musing, Ed! :)) xx

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on August 16, 2010
true,true...no fear of losing our muse....hee heehee

Reviewed on August 15, 2010
You? Lose the Muse? Never, Sir. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Mine's not lost, she's just been on extended holiday. LOL

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 15, 2010
my muse loses me ;o

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 15, 2010
you would take all the fun out of losing a muse ,or blaming lousy poetry on it...think of a better plan,at least you got a poem out of it;-)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 15, 2010
A great new business idea, Ed. I hope you have registered it before someone steals it. LOL! Love and peace,

Regis


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