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Numb...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...could it be the rum...


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You’ve heard of numb nuts,

But have you heard of numb brains,

I can honestly say its true cause,

I have them all the time,

From sitting on my butt enclosed brain…

 

Just cause the brain is numb,

Doesn’t necessarily mean the owner is dumb,

Having a numb brain doesn’t make me glum,

For life is fun when your having rum…

 

So if there is a moral here,

I don’t see it, the synapses do though fire,

But even though I do to smarts aspire,

Remember that my brain is always numb,

Oh what the hell, let me just wash that rum down with a beer…


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 Reviews of "Numb...?"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 21, 2010
Brainwashing with beer is my favorite technique. Patrick

Reviewed on August 20, 2010
JOISEY -

LOVE THE 'SELF-PORTRAIT ! TK

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 18, 2010
Hahahahahaha! Toooo funny, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
MMMM...how it tingles with each sip. The rum is as good as your write Ed.

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
Nice one Ed.
If I were you, I'd switch to rum balls or beer doughnuts.
I like food better than drink.
Cheers,
Christine

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
I know the feeling, or lack thereof, all too well. It can one into a real Sad Sack (nyuck-nyuck-nyuck!).

duke larance -- the drugstore cowboy poet

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
I'm doing a little washing as we speak Ed, Not bad. Not bad at all.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
Oh what the hell, let me just wash that rum down with a beer…

Now yer talkin, Numb Nuts!! Uh, I mean, Brother!!

PS: Since I sent you all that Free Pee Wee Pet Poop, you could at least send me some free rum and beer.


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