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What are friends for but to pick on...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What are friends like,

Someone to with ride a bike,

Someone to of your pants up hike,

Had a few close ones since I was a tyke…

 

Have many more now,

Even had one at one time that said bow-wow,

None that I ever called anytime a cow,

Though a few I would now call a sow…

 

Just don’t tell them or dead I’ll be,

That I am sure you can plainly see,

Even here I have quite a few, some with fleas,

Like that guy Peewee & then there’s Georg,

Who at the moment can’t defend himself,

Making him the perfect target, as he is always cutting the cheese…


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 Reviews of "What are friends for but to pick on..."
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
JOISEY ... NAH!

FRIENDS ARE MORE LIKE ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS - I.E. JOCKSTRAPS ...

SUPPORTING AND PROTECTING 'THE FAMILY JEWELS! :) TK.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
chuckle

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
You are absolutely correct. I feel a pick coming on. Patrick

Reviewed by c lea harris
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
I'm with Ed, yep, good friends are hard to come by.

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
Ed,
Lol..enjoyed! Keep these coming!

Blessings+
~Linda

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
Haha...Love the humour Ed! Friends are wonderful to have indeed!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed on August 27, 2010
Ed, you are one of a kind! And I love you for that!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
You're very lucky to have such good friends,
Like your Brother Pee Wee and his trained fleas;
And old Cousin Tom, who still has all those crabs;
And dear old Brother Edvard, who still cuts the cheese.

And after reading this, Ma wanted me to ask you if you need some more bras; she's got a few she can let you have!


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