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Skippy...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Of the variety creamy,

Leaves me feeling quite dreamy,

Not too bad on my sugar,

And good when I am steamy…

 

I eat it on white,

Too many carbs,

But I cannot eat whole wheat,

Just get it out of my sight…

 

I really wish of diabetes I did not have,

So then onto white bread I could without guilt skippy eat,

It really isn’t much of a real feat,

Keeping the sugar lower even with every now and then a treat…


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 3, 2010
Peanut butter and celery is good. Peanut butter and banana better, too much sugar? Don't know. Patrick

Reviewed on September 30, 2010
JOISEY ...

HOW ABOUT ADDING SOME 'SOUR GRAPES' TO BALANCE THE 'SWEET SUGAR'?

OR MAYBE - SOME 'CRUNCHY' TO BALANCE THE 'CREAMY'?

DUH? TK ...


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
Yea I am with you on that one buddy...with heart and diabetes I don'thave a chance lol
fee

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
Skippy is wonderful comfort! I eat it on my Shredded Wheat almost every morning.

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on September 29, 2010
i am a Jiff lover myself but, peanut butter is great!

Reviewed on September 29, 2010
I hate peanut butter, and I hate diabetes even more. Diabetes is a mean, cruel disease. Know you are in my prayers, Ed; love ya!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
"skippy" huh...It's a stock standard stand up, fill in, all rounder, one and only....Go for it.
Yeah on the wholemeal definately....Low GI is the wtg..Loved reading you again, off the sabbatical now, back at it.
:) Ch'erie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
A fine ode to "Skippy," Ed. Be well, my friend. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 28, 2010
you sound upbeat and that is good


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