Living in NJ is kind of stinky,

Propane, methane, gasoline,

And in some instances Vaseline…

Smoking is not necessary in this state,

As there is enough smoke in the air,

It overhangs all we do, so instead of breathing, we eat,

We all seem to be for the most part overweight…

So as you travel through our little state,

Going through the turnpike or parkways gate,

Don’t light up a bone, or a smoke partake,

For you may find yourself exploding & landing in a different state…