She wakes me with the tongue at AM five,
She didn’t want out,
You can imagine how I did shout,
She “may NOT” go home alive…
She seems to love my bed,
When I sleep she licks my head,
Sure she’s hot & blonde,
But if she doesn’t calm down,
She may end up dead…
Guess I made up my mind,
After baby sitting Dusty,
I love doggies, I really do,
But older and less active,
They have to be as well more refined…
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MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY 'HOT BLONDES' ALONE!
SOME 'TONGUE' IS BETTER THAN NO TONGUE!
PEEWEE IS RIGHT - 'OLD N' CRANKY' DESERVES THE SAME!
GIT YERSELF AN 'OLD BROAD'! PREFERABLY ONE WITH A LIMP!
'CAUSE YEW ARE SLOW N' UGLY, LIKE HOMER, THE 'SIMP'!
PIECE? NAH ... EWE R 2 FAR GONE!
LUV - CUZ TK - 'THE WIZER' ... OR IS IT WIZENHEIMER? LOL!
What a lucky guy to get to sleep in until five; my many mutts start their love tongues about 4 AM - each and every morn.
And I guess Ma is right; you're gettin too old and cranky to have a young pup around. You better read my new posted article: 'November is Adopt a Senior Pet Month.' (And get down to the shelter, and save a senior's life.)
Be always safe,
Karen