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Cold toesies...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The heater is on,

The windows & doors are sealed,

Still I have to wear sweatpants & such,

Wish it would get warmer, much…

 

But fat chance, winter cold upon U.S.,

Arctic winds coming through the walls,

Have to wear something to keep warm my b***s,

Otherwise they shrivel, and do it in a rush…

 

My toes as well are a bit brisk,

Walking barefoot I guess I take a risk,

I miss walking on the beach bare foot,

Please summer return, as fast as you can,

Before my summer toes fall off and go caput…


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 Reviews of "Cold toesies..."
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 14, 2010
Shoes. They are called shoes. You must wear them in the snow:-) Patrick

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on December 7, 2010
You definitely need a dog to warm your feet. In the "olden" days that is what little dogs were for.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 7, 2010
yup! cold but--it is winter after all, actually--still fall, we have a way to go for spring i am afraid-guess we better find a way to appreciate winter!

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
Ed,

Cold here in Va. also. Had snow the weekend!!! I'm with you...I want summer to HURRY BACK. I don't care for the cold.

Blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
WOW - from that pic, it appears that you have finally cut your toe nails - Ma will be so proud!

PS: Follow the tracks of that little critter in front of you, and invite him inside your motorhome to warm up.


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