Never, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Never, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Sounds like good advice, Ought to repeat it at least twice, Just imagine what might occur, Pop them both with a liqueur, Goes down oh so smooth, Move into the bathroom, Nothing from that will of you deter

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Reviews of "Never, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

Reviewed by Amor Sabor

Reviewed on December 22, 2010

Too funny for words...the images of this alone will be etched in my mind forever. Happy Holidays.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

I'd call that "Moving Advice" for sure. Thanks for the poo clue...patrick

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

Thanks for the warning. lol.... I'll pass this one over to my husband. lol again J'nia

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

I'd sleep on the throne.

Ron

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

What a "moving" picture this places in my mind.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

HO, HO, HO! I thought I heard some grunts and groans when I called you on the phone, and woke you up!

I sure hope good old Teddy's wearin a Nose Plug.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone

Reviewed on December 20, 2010

Pretty sound advice with a hilarious connotation. You have an amazing mind Ed.

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green

Reviewed on December 19, 2010

F D L !!

(( Made it up; means Falling Down Laughing ))

:)...:)...:)....:).................................:)!!!!

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